Chuck Norris Facts

Did you know…

  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s descendants are now know as giraffes.
  • There is no theory of evolution. There’s just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • We live in an expanding universe. All of it’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

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