This one’s a long one but stick with it as it gets very funny towards the middle.
Weird Book Titles
At Your Cervix – Dr. Robert Butterman
Soldier Bear - Geoffrey Morgan and W.A. Lasocki
Nuclear War: What’s In It For You? – Ground Zero War Foundation
For more where these came from go here.
How To Scare Your Girlfriend With A Fake Head
More videos of this couple pranking each other can be found here. Very Funny!
Engrish Funny
Engrishfunny.com is a website dedicated to signs from around the world that have been translated into English (with a few hilarious mistakes). Trust me, It’ll give you hours of entertainment. Examples below;
Texts From Last Night
Textsfromlastnight.com is a brilliant website full of, as the name suggests, texts that people’s friends have sent them about their experiences the night before. Well worth a butchers.
Some examples;
“So not only just find my adoption papers that I didn’t know about in my parents house, but they say child shows some signs of mental retardation”
Person 1: Soo both my 8 year old sister and f*ck buddy are named Sarah
Person 2: This can’t be going anywhere good
Person 1: nooope. guess which one I texted last night to come over so I could punish her pussy”? =\
People of Wal-Mart
I’m not even going to ask.
If you want more pictures of the delightful people that hang around Wal-Mart in the US then follow the link.
Chuck Norris Facts
Did you know…
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s descendants are now know as giraffes.
- There is no theory of evolution. There’s just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it’s trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
If you want more click here.